{"id":1044,"date":"2020-02-26T20:53:00","date_gmt":"2020-02-26T20:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thinkstokeep.com\/blog\/?p=1044"},"modified":"2020-02-26T21:31:32","modified_gmt":"2020-02-26T21:31:32","slug":"are-you-nuts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thinkstokeep.com\/blog\/2020\/02\/are-you-nuts\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Are you nuts?!?&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-1044\" data-postid=\"1044\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-1044 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n                    <div  data-lazy=\"1\" class=\"module_row themify_builder_row tb_v58c996 tb_first tf_w\">\n                        <div class=\"row_inner col_align_top tb_col_count_1 tf_box tf_rel\">\n                        <div  data-lazy=\"1\" class=\"module_column tb-column col-full tb_a8xl996 first\">\n                    <!-- module text -->\n<div  class=\"module module-text tb_b8yr494   \" data-lazy=\"1\">\n        <div  class=\"tb_text_wrap\">\n        <p>&#8220;How can you ride\u00a0<em>that<\/em> horse without a saddle?!?&#8221;<\/p><p>Easy.<br \/>I get on, and we go.<br \/>Alas, he sweats profusely, so I use a dressage pad and a lunging roller.<br \/>No stirrups, nothing else. Just that.<br \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1046\" src=\"https:\/\/thinkstokeep.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/IMG_20150617_150747-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thinkstokeep.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/IMG_20150617_150747-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/thinkstokeep.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/IMG_20150617_150747-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/thinkstokeep.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/IMG_20150617_150747-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/thinkstokeep.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/IMG_20150617_150747-1536x1152.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/thinkstokeep.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/IMG_20150617_150747-2048x1536.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>Yes, I was riding in sandals. It was hot and I forgot my boots.<br \/>Oz had to sniff my foot. \ud83d\ude42<br \/>Well, people tend to see him tacked up, and he tends to be gung-ho to go. He practically tiptoes and stands very upright, giving the illusion that he is a) much bigger than he actually is, and b) extremely flighty, nervous and uncontrollable.<br \/>Well, wrong.<br \/>He&#8217;s 14.1hh, not the 15h people tend to think he is when he stands like that.<br \/>He&#8217;s also just excited to go, but not uncontrollable. Just eager.<br \/>Don&#8217;t get me wrong, he is not a slow horse, or a slacker. He&#8217;s extremely forward, one of the most forward horses I have ever ridden. When he is out, he wants to go. The faster the better.\u00a0<br \/>So, when I dragged the pony to the gate, wearing nothing but a saddle pad and a bridle&#8230; there was apprehension from my fellow riders. &#8220;Are you SURE about this? We&#8217;ll wait for you to saddle him.&#8221;<br \/>I don&#8217;t need a saddle. In fact, I ride better without one.<br \/>The reason for that is a whole other post. \ud83d\ude42<br \/>Anyway, we went out one day, 3 of us. Every time they wanted to speed up, they were like &#8220;Is it okay if we&#8230; (insert gait of choice)&#8221; and my answer was always &#8220;Just go ride like you always do. Don&#8217;t mind us. We&#8217;ll keep up.&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;It&#8217;s not&#8230;never mind. Just don&#8217;t fall off.&#8221;<br \/>On the way back, one of the horses got tangled in some loose branches, and spooked.<br \/>Oz, not to be outdone, exploded into a sympathy spook.<br \/>When he landed, I was scolding him for being an idiot.<br \/>Behind me was utter silence. I turn, and see both riders stare at me as if I&#8217;d grown three heads.<br \/>&#8220;What?&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;How the HELL did you stay on that? Jesus! Did you superglue yourself to his back???&#8221;<br \/>Muahahahha.<br \/>Those who ride bareback a lot will know exactly how I stayed on.<br \/>Those who have never ridden bareback&#8230; ought to try it some time to understand.<br \/>I have every single muscle at my disposal. Not just mine, but his too. It may only be a split second, but I can feel those muscles tense before he explodes. I know when, how high, which direction &#8212; before it happens. So I compensate accordingly. (I&#8217;ve been wrong, too, but not often.)<br \/>That is something you won&#8217;t get with a saddle. Any of them. It&#8217;s usually way to subtle to notice.<br \/>I&#8217;ve stayed on through a sudden 180 when we were surprised by motorcycles on the bridleway, and he spun in mid canter. (Don&#8217;t ask me how.)<br \/>Still, it&#8217;s unfathomable to a lot of people that I go hacking without a saddle. We never go long when I go bareback, because it&#8217;s uncomfortable for him over a long period. (Imagine having a weight pressing in the same spot on your back for 3 hours&#8230; so I don&#8217;t do that.)<br \/>It&#8217;s also one of the reasons I don&#8217;t do treeless saddles. It&#8217;s the weight distribution. I find it quite unreliable on the treeless, so my saddle has a proper tree.<\/p><p>However, the same people who frown when I scuttle about bareback, keep suggesting to go bitless.<br \/>&#8220;I can&#8217;t.&#8221; I tell them.<br \/>&#8220;Oh he&#8217;ll do fine, just practice in the arena first.&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;No, you don&#8217;t get it. I\u00a0<em>can&#8217;t<\/em>. He&#8217;s a photoic head shaker.&#8221;<br \/>Blank look.<br \/>Hello, there is a reason I ride without a nose band. It irritates the hell out of him, due to the nerves firing in his face. Since every bitless bridle has a nose band&#8230; no. I\u00a0<em>can&#8217;t<\/em>. It&#8217;s that simple. It&#8217;s not that I don&#8217;t want to, but if you think a bit is torture for this horse &#8212; a nose band acting on those sensitive, painful nerves is much, much worse.<br \/>By now, I&#8217;ve even ditched the brow band. Next step is finding a Meroth bit that works for him, so I can ditch the headstall altogether.<br \/>We shall see.<br \/>It&#8217;s been so grotty and constant rain, with deep, deep mud the past few months&#8230; there hasn&#8217;t been much riding at all. But hopefully it&#8217;ll dry up soon, and get a bit better.<br \/>Right now, his hooves are soft from the constantly wet ground, and even Stormy is feeling it.<br \/>So we&#8217;re not going out.<\/p>    <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<!-- \/module text -->        <\/div>\n                        <\/div>\n        <\/div>\n        <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;How can you ride\u00a0that horse without a saddle?!?&#8221;Easy.I get on, and we go.Alas, he sweats profusely, so I use a dressage pad and a lunging roller.No stirrups, nothing else. Just that.Yes, I was riding in sandals. 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